Most memorable diagnosis: "hard won't go down" Scary scenario: Mom O pos, Anti-E, baby O Pos, positive DAT. Doctor (yes, the doctor!) calls and tells me I am wrong; the baby can't have a positive DAT because the mom and baby are the same type. I explain about the Anti-E, and he tells me that's just a minor antibody! Had a mom with an anti-D titer>2000 at delivery, doc demanded RhoGam. It was the mom's 5th baby, 2 previous babies did not survive, and the docs did not know why. Her prenatal Anti-D titer was 16, and no one noticed. They never checked the baby's H&H, so at 5 days old, the baby was in PICU with a Hgb of 5. The pediatric hematologist thought the baby's positive DAT was due to an ABO incompatibility, but the mom was A neg and the baby was A pos. Also, had a patient with Anti-c and 2 other antibodies. The tech did not complete the workup the night before surgery (I guess multiple antibodies confused him), so it didn't get sent to the ref lab until the next day (the day of the surgery). OR was notified, and they took the patient in anyway. Of course they needed blood super stat. I was already at home, when they called me. I told them not to emergency release any O negs....they didn't believe me and called the path. Guess what they gave? Yup, O negs!. We also get calls about room numbers. I ask them to call back when their room number has a name. Along the same line....I inspected a lab that had in their collection policy that the 2 independent patient identifiers were name and room number!