First, following these tips will not ensure citations are not issued. This guide is designed to help you survive your first, or hundredth, inspection. Feel free to leave your tips in the comments below.
I have led or been part of a team that has hosted dozens of inspections over more than two decades. Below are some tips on how to prepare for your first inspection, respond to your inspector, and survive with your sanity intact.
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