mollyredone Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 LAB HUMOR.pdf Just wanted to lighten things up a bit. I can relate to a lot of these...especially aliquoting leftovers for my lunch! Mari Maureen, Sandy L, AMcCord and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrieb61 Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Great! Mine was a toss up between #46, 42, 28 and 10. Still all true after all these years...... mollyredone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMILLER Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 LOL! Thanks! Scott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANORRIS Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 LOVE IT!!!~~~~~~~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likewine99 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 This is great. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Thank you Mari. Regarding #47, it is first on my list of blood bank skills that will be useless in my retirement (coming within the year I might add): being able to reach into a sleeve of 12 x 75 tubes and grabbing exactly 12 more times than not (and also knowing you've got one too many or too few). Phil albaugh, Maureen, AMcCord and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auntie-D Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 There are a few missing - Putting red bull tins in the ultra deep freeze to rapidly chill them- Using dry ice to make ice cream- 'percussive maintenence' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh browning Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Or answering the phone by holding the bar code scanner to your ear ! clmergen, OkayestSBB, Sandy L and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDibble Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Thank you for that. I am going to save it for Lab Week next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 It's not exactly a lab issue, but have you ever dialed a phone number on your computer keyboard (or desk calculator) instead? Auntie-D, Sandy L, Maureen and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carol1 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I think Parafilm should be available for home use. EDibble, BankerGirl, tbostock and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John C. Staley Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I have absolutely never, ever wanted a doctors job and I desperately wish most of them didn't have it either!!! Jody, L106, carolyn swickard and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carolyn swickard Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) Yeeessss - #47 got me too! Edited May 17, 2015 by carolyn swickard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I think Parafilm should be available for home use.Hmmm, there is a mechanism, the same one by which a 4-channel lab timer might end up in your kitchen..... L106, carol1, Malcolm Needs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Dr. Pepper, I cracked myself up the first time I dialed a phone number with my computer keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pepper Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) Dr. Pepper, I cracked myself up the first time I dialed a phone number with my computer keyboard.Me too, the first time. Now I just sigh and call myself a bleeping idiot. Edited May 18, 2015 by Dr. Pepper Malcolm Needs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbostock Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Worst thing is answering the phone "Blood Bank" when you're home. Marianne, Dr. Pepper, AMcCord and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Needs ☆ Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Done that many times Terri! tbostock and EDibble 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrieb61 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Yup, done that too! I also say "negative" to answer questions sometimes then say "no pun intended". No one gets that except other Blood Bankers Maureen, Dr. Pepper, Malcolm Needs and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda K Hutson Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 One very busy day in the Blood Bank, OR called and i answered "Transfusion Reaction, May I help You?" They laughed....said, "well, it might be; but I hope not." Brenda Hutson Malcolm Needs and AMcCord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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